My professor emailed me saying I had to get 110% on my final to pass..,
I’ve learned one thing and that’s to quit worrying about stupid things. You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You’ll never remember class time, but you’ll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due on Wednesday. Spend money you don’t have. Drink ‘til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does. —
** I’m not telling you all to skip writing papers or anything. I’m simply encouraging everyone to make the most of their time in college both in and outside of the classroom. :)
me waking up for school after the holidays
Uh oh! Winter break is almost over…
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It’s the #weekend people! #havefun || www.thatspretty.co.uk
Hope everyone has a great weekend! :)
I’d like to wish you all a Happy New Year from thegoodlifeoncampus!
We’d like to wish you all a new year filled with amazing accomplishments and wonderful friends to support you along the way.
Here’s to 2014!
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them thisrelatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on thisexam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimatelybrought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to getlucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at asingle question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class tofailing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from nowon.
B is the new C
B is the new C
I hope that Monday is treating you well! :)
Countdown to the beginning of the best year of your life. Make it yours.
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Calvin and Hobbes
A new year is just around the corner! :)
This is great! Did any of your RAs created really awesome holiday themed boards this past semester?
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A few hours late, but:
I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas day, whether you celebrate or not. I hope that, even if Christmas isn’t your thing, you had something to smile about today. I hope that, if Christmas is totally your thing, it met your expectations.
Happy Holidays from TheGoodLifeOnCampus! ♥
Tie-dye is a simple and awesome way to decorate your room. Has anyone dyed a tapestry or sheets for their dorm room? We’d love to see it!
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